Just as has started shipping Ryan Seacrest and Joel McHale, I have determined that in the way of crack pairings, Carmen San Diego and Waldo are destined to be.

We now return you to your scheduled programming.

P.S. Dear people in Japan: please upload OVA VI. Thanks.

EDIT: OVA VI:

Dear animators:

UHM EXCUSE ME WHERE IS MAH SMEXY VAMPIRE GOODNESS. This OVA is almost as conspicuously lacking in Alucard screentime as the last one. The giant Zorin illusion did not make up for it.

Lol, although the end credits were pretty awesome. XD

Tui and La: [link] You can watch it there. Nope, no subs, nothing. Totally raw, but hopefully ya'll know what's going on already. Besides, you don't really need the subs to understand the basic plot. PEOPLE FIGHT. Weeeeeeeee.